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Know Your Aliens T-Shirt

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Medieval Contact Icon T-Shirt

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Chubby Alien T-Shirt

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Medieval Alien Manuscript T-Shirt

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Occult Ceremonial Meeting T-Shirt

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Distant Observer T-Shirt

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FAQ's

Where are the t-shirts sent from?

All artifacts manufactured and dispatched through approved domestic channels. That means the t-shirts are made right here in the USA. 🇺🇸🗂️

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, a classified transmission will be delivered to your inbox — complete with a unique tracking number so you can monitor your artifact through every stage of its journey. Follow it block by block. City by city. Right to your door. Because a good agent always knows where their package is.

What materials are your products made of?

All artifacts in the archive are constructed from premium ring-spun cotton — engineered for comfort during active operations and durable enough to withstand daily deployment. No shortcuts. No compromises. The Internal Garment Review Board has reviewed all materials and found them highly acceptable.